DOG-E-MAIL TO:  President Clinton 
FROM: Foxy 
Date: February 3, 2000 
Subject: Weather Refugee

   
Dear Bill:

Well, I see on TV that you have a lot going on right now..... but, I've got a very serious problem of my own. I was hoping that, as king of the world, you might be able to help.

I was born and raised in Florida, a proud American. When I was 4, a couple named Chris and Lynda hauled me off to a country called North Gower - near Syracuse. Well it is really cold here for a southern belle and I can't get back to the south. The people are very nice, and the food is excellent but the weather is something just awful.

I heard about refugees on the radio. I think I am one. A weather refugee. My life is in danger because of the cold.  I heard you know how to help young ladies. Could you fix it so I can be in Florida in the winter and in North Gower in the summer?

Thank you, your kinglyness,

Foxy

Reply-

Dear Foxy:

I have alerted the CIA, FBI, ATF, DEA, INS, NYC and MCO, - all the alphabets to the problem. However, this will take some time.

If there is no resolution within 12 months I will propose legislation to the house which should take only a year or two.

You can rely on your president.
Bill

PS- Further to what you saw on TV, and the lack of heat up North.... That may change. Hillary bought a house in New York State - near Syracuse as it happens.